April 2, 2009

Star Trek Demotivational Posters

Star Trek Demotivational Posters
Talaxian farts can be deadlyGaseous Anomalies
Talaxian farts can be deadly

When you really hate someone, the best thing to do is scream their name so loud that it echoes in spaceKHAAAAAN!
When you really hate someone, the best thing to do is
scream their name so loud that it echoes in space


Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.Expendability
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky are beaming
down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.


Words don't always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an Alien in the Face.Diplomacy
Words don't always solve problems.
Sometimes you just have to punch an Alien in the Face.

You want to know why they argue all the time? Because the make-up sex is incredible.Spock / McCoy
You want to know why they argue all the time?
Because the make-up sex is incredible.


I know they're just toys. But they're really COOL toysSci-fi Props
I know they're just toys. But they're really COOL toys


star trek the original series / posters

3 comments:

Aneta Čižmáriková aka Riddick said...

I'm sorry, I'm not natural-born english, can you tell me what "make-up sex" means? (Spock and McCoy)
You see, I can understand each word and I'm pretty good in idioms & so on... but what is the meaning in this case?

Muzzerino said...

Hey Aneta,

'Make-up Sex' means the Sex after an argument! Like when 2 people argue, then they make up and proclaim their love for each other and end up in bed having rigorous and sometimes even rough sex!

At least thats what it mean to me, :-)

Aneta Čižmáriková aka Riddick said...

I seeeee..... :-D
Great, thanks a lot! I got it after first sentence ;-) Now I understand! Muhahaha!

"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." — Jean-Luc Picard